Act 1, Scene 2. Page 46

Ask me anything   Hey guys, my name is Otis Spunkmeyer, and i got my name from a cookie wrapper lol. im single now, but hoping for another...


*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

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Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

or get raped……. but that’s probably only my cabin

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If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

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*plays punk rock cover of twinkle twinkle little star at school talent show*

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White girls trying to read captchas like

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